Author: Larry

A trip down memory lane... and fat. A lot of fat.

The Tongs Incident

We have an awful lot to say today. We catch up on Larry’s week, Fatty’s glasses and, well, he makes Vader play the Velamints commercial. Order Velamints for the Fat One Charleston Bloody Mary Mix La Nouba featuring three fat people and Bhuff. Send us a voice letter

The story of Fatty’s swing installation

The fat ones catch up on the week, discuss bugabette’s health and talk about what they’ve been up to.

I’m singing the Mexican Hat Dance and Eating Irish Stew

Smoked, then fried, it’s another episode of your favorite little show. Be like our unidentified caller and send us a voiceletter — meh@thelfc.online

A moment of silence for standard time (and Bugaboo)

The fat one complains about the ending of the standard time, Vader gives everyone an update on what’s been going on with him and there’s a voice letter!

Show me your Bacon

This week we begin a new segment – Help Vader Plan his Parents’ 50th Reunion. We also talk about Mrs Bacon’s upcoming family reunion…. featuring Vader.

A little cherry pie in your teeth

The fat ones didn’t have much to say, so they nattered. It’s President’s Day and Vader has been traveling. Happy mattress shopping.

Fatty’s back, Vader has Nipple Cancer

The title about sums it up. We catch up and chat about Big Fatty surviving his cruise, Vlad’s funeral and Vader getting naked in front of a woman. All things we don’t normally do.

It’s the LFC Gnag Bang

Because the fat one is off on a cruise of a lifetime getting in stranger’s cars, Vader is joined by Dr. Stone and Scotty to natter for a long time.

Do you want to play with Hortye?

We’re fresh back from our French Toast diet and discussing ruination, Adam Burns and the death of a coalminer.

Nurse Vader is here!

We catch up on the week, play the non-existent voice letters and talk about Larry’s superb nursing skills.